Pole Dancing

Your comment about Miriam giving you a lap dance reminds me of an episode of the King of Queens. Doug tries to get Carrie to start pole dancing and has a pole installed in their bedroom. When she starts to do it she is really awful at it and Doug has to show her how.

I think it would be funny if you had to show Miriam how to do a lap dance.

I'm sorry I don't have much to say but my brain is mush.