Body Adornment and Butt Floss

I'm for both.

I saw on Netflix that, coming out this week is, how to dance like an erotic dancer (with bunchs o' nudity). I can tell you this: If Miriam was to approach me with a "lap dance" or a "floor dance" I would probably laugh my butt off.

When we're at "Debbie's Roadhouse" and enjoying the tunes...that's one thing. But to have her shake and shimmy up to me in the privacy of my own home. I don't believe it will ever, EVER, happen. And, if it did? I would laugh.