It Hurts to be Horizontal

Witty (or possibly lame) banter between two friends.

Monday, October 30, 2006

We are Lame!!!! or busy...

Well, I know I've been really busy - it's just too much to do - work three jobs, post on two blogs... be a full time student... look for a boyfriend.

So what's up Matt? I'm slowly losing my mind.... but I'm enjoying it. I can't believe I missed your birthday - and it was almost a month ago that I missed it.... Maybe I'll be back to normal in December.

Have I told you that I'm gearing up to look for jobs in Seattle? Hopefully I can find some sort of teaching or museum job... It should be interesting.

Okay, I'm vegging out... better go.

Friday, October 20, 2006

SPIN, SPIN, SPIN

SPIN, SPIN, SPIN – round and round we go…

“If you choose not to decideYou still have made a choice”
Neil Peart, Rush “Freewill”

Oh, the days of 2004. When all we heard about was how Kerry was a “flip-flopper” it was on every page of the paper, it lead the comedians’ monologues. Any chance they got the GOP would trot out the: “He’s wishy washy!” “He flops!” “He flips!” “He can’t make up his mind!” “Etc. etc. etc.”

Never mind that the Democrats could find countless times when Bush said one thing and did another. Remember, this was the President that was AGAINST the 9/11 Commission and then was FOR the 9/11 Commission. But… When someone labels you as a “flip-flopper” it’s disingenuous to label them one back. It’s back to 2nd Grade on the playground: “Are to!” “Are not!” “Yes you are!” “No I’m not!” Lots of smoke, little fire.

Have you all guessed what the GOP is plopping out this year? I heard it again just yesterday. Ready for it? It’s a BIG ONE! Here’s the spin this year: “The Democrats have no new ideas!” Or, better yet: “They don’t have a plan to win the war in Iraq!” or “They don’t have a plan to fight terrorism!” It’s the big label the GOP is putting on the Democrats this year. Why the Democrats don’t label the GOP for the lying worthless scum that they are, is beyond me. Do they always have to take the high road and walk away from the 2nd Grade argument?

But, wait, you say: “They don’t have a plan!” How would you know? First, I fully believe that the brain trust of the Democratic party working with our military could come up with a decent plan to get our troops out of Iraq and home and somehow, someway, get this debacle, this burning hellhole of death and despair, this black mark on America where men, women and children are dying EVERY SINGLE DAY to some sort of end. But lets remind ourselves WHO IS IN POWER? The GOP. Yes, the Democrats brought out a number of retired Generals (those willing to speak) to, again, point out the flaws of this administration and talk about what they would do to end this war (“THE PLAN”) but the GOP’s response to whatever is brought up is: “They don’t have a plan.” It’s the equivalent of someone driving up to your house in a car and you saying: “How did you get here without using a car?” And the other person saying: “I just did.” And the person replying: “Don’t you didn’t.” “I JUST DID!” “NO YOU DID NOT!” And where does that get us? Back on the 4-square court in the playground.

So what you get is the repeat of: “They have no new ideas!” “They don’t have a plan!” And, then, when someone comes up with a plan it’s either: “Oh, that’s old.” or “That won’t work.” or “That isn’t a plan that’s feasible.”
Let’s look at this logically. If, IF, the GOP has a plan and it is in place and moving forward daily (though one politician had the utter stupidity to say that Bush HAS a plan to win the war, but it’s a big ol’ secret that he’s not tellin’!) then where is that getting us? This “We’ll stand down when they stand up.” Plan isn’t a plan! It’s a F**KING SLOGAN! Like: “We bring good things to light!” and “I’m loving it!” If the Iraq war was a product, that would be the pitch. What kind of plan is that? HOW are they standing up? WHAT are we doing to facilitate that? WHEN are they going to stand up? But each day, while we’re waiting for them to stand up, more people are killed, more people are tortured, more blood in the streets, more body bags home. Yeah, great plan.

Now, lets put this in similar terms. Let’s say you’re driving somewhere. You have your mapquest (the plan) and you’re on the road and you decide to turn off and stop at a small park or something. You realize as you’re driving farther off your beaten path that you are, well, lost. What do you do? Do you “stay the course?” (as this administration likes to say) What would “staying the course” get you? Well, first, it gets you MORE lost, wastes more gas, wastes more time and takes you completely the OPPOSITE way of where you’re wanting to go. Now, you could get lucky and somehow, SOMEWAY, come across a highway that directs you, sorta, in the way you want to go – but you’ve still gone way out of your way to no where and wasted time, energy, money and patience getting there. Is “staying the course” a plan?

Now, let’s reverse that: “Gosh, looks like I took the wrong turn. Golly! I’ll have to turn around and go back.” (OOOOPS, that’s the “cutting and running” part – GOP doesn’t want you to “cut and run” – they want you to “stay the course”) But you go back, you don’t waste time, you don’t waste energy, you don’t waste money, bodies, resources and you re-evaluate your plan and THEN you get on the right road and you move forward to your goal. I’m still trying to figure out how this is a BAD thing?

Simply put, I look at the Iraq war as a sinking ship. The ship is sinking. You have two choices. Get off the ship and live. Go down with the ship and die. As Bush continues to parade around like some pompous doofus, he’s the Captain of the ship who refuses to acknowledge that, well, the ship is sinking. Now, getting off the ship and living, that might be a good thing. And, guess what, maybe even getting off the ship may relieve enough weight to get the ship back up and floating and allow others to live – but the GOP have a plan and that’s “Stay the Course!” Whatever that is. “Stand down when they stand up.” Whatever that is.

The GOP have made a choice, even if it’s not a choice at all. And people are dying because of it. Some plan.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Secrets on Shirts

I like your idea. Much like I like PostSecret.com and it's continuing "ART" of having people create postcards with their secrets on them.

Like you say, what if people put on shirts things they want to say, but won't say. I remember years ago my step-sister bought a shirt that said: "I'm a virgin...this is an old shirt." Why someone would want to advertise this, is beyond me - but back in High School it was a bit of a status symbol to announce: "Hey I've gotten laid!" (Or NOT announce it) But what about shirts that say: "I Swallow."

I really like your idea. I think you could come up with a lot of them. But then you can also think about why people DO wear shirts like the above. What is the purpose? Like why do people put bumper stickers on their cars that define their religion, or their political party, or their hatred of religion? It comes down to the deeper question of how do we define ourselves and can we keep it all inside? Forever? Or is there a part of us that wants to say: "Fuck it. I'm wearing the shirt that says: "Single. Horny. Have sex with me." or "Yes, I'm still a virgin."

Talk to you soon.

Sorry I haven't blogged for a while... :)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Horizontally speaking...

Hi Matt, I got up early this morning so I thought I would post something. I find that I am very busy lately - things are going so fast. Before you know it school will be over and I'll be back in Seattle (hopefully).

I've been taking a writing class this semester called Text off the Page. It's about making art based from or derived from or containing text. In the end we will have a show with some of our work. I've been thinking about t-shirts that people wear that say things like Security, or Traffic Management Authority etc... and thought why don't I make a bunch of t-shirts that say things like emotionally unstable or single and looking or clinically depressed.... things that state what people are but cannot always say. What would that mean? or how would people react to those shirts. Just an idea...

I'm sure I've asked you about this but I don't remember... do you ever write short stories or are they always screenplays? Okay I'm hotter than a dog on fire so I have to go.
xoxo

Friday, October 06, 2006

Excuses Excuses

ENOUGH EXCUSES—

I’m tired of this. Tired of this bulls**t. How many excuses can we make for our behavior. When you were a kid and you kicked the ball in the house (which, of course, you weren’t supposed to do) and it hit the lamp and broke it, you didn’t suddenly say:

“It’s the ball’s fault!”
“It’s the air density in the house’s fault!”
“I’m bipolar.”
“I have a drinking problem.”
“I’m gay.”

No, you looked at the floor, said you were sorry and cleaned up after yourself.

So I’m tired of these excuses coming from people and even MORE tired of the excuses coming from apologists FOR these people.

So….let’s see what has happened over the past few weeks.

1. The Today Show parades Debra LaFave around like a $2 whore giving her ample amount of time to strut and explain why she was sleeping with a 14 year old boy. Shock of shock. She’s bipolar. Lets forget the fact that she’s a TEACHER for gosh sakes. And went through how ever many years of college to get her teaching certificate but, due to being bipolar, she sleeps with a student in the back of a car while someone drives them around. I guess being bipolar means you can’t distinguish from right and wrong.

2. NBC parades degenerate “predators” around for the sake of “Sweeps” Television. Why don’t they just call it: “Watch idiots lose everything!” That would be far more truth in advertising. These idiots are given time to talk to the host and explain why they have a penis pump and KY Jelly in their car. But do they get a chance to plead their excuses? “Chris, I’m bipolar. Chris, I have multiple personalities. Chris, I have a drinking problem. Chris, I’m a sociopathic dick face who has nothing better to do then talk dirty to a 14 year old boy or girl and then travel two hours with a four pack of Zima.”

3. Mark Foley of the Florida Republican Senator. This guy takes the cake. Why? Well, first it’s the excuses. A. I’m an alcoholic. B. I was molested when I was a kid. C. I’m gay. Why can’t the sumbitch just own up to the fact that he was hot for 16 year-old boys that he and others worked with. Let’s not trot out the excuses and just own up who we are what we want. But what sickens me more, are the apologists who have flocked to him. Saying things like:

“It’s the victims’ fault.”
“It’s the democrats fault.”
“It’s the voters’ fault.”
“It’s the media’s fault.”

And, yes, these apologists are coming out of the conservative woodwork. The conservative woodwork that took Clinton to task (rightly) about his doings but then went so far as to impeach him (wrongly) for something that really had NOTHING to do with national security, the running of the country, our standing in the world, etc. But this is the same conservative base that continues to allow Bush a blank check on ruining this country and ruining the world. And they’re making apologies for that, too!

Okay, kids…where are your excuses! Let’s line them up. Get them ready. Next time I’m pulled over for speeding, what will my excuse be…

Hmmmm. What are my choices?

“The speedometer’s wrong.”
“I was going with the flow of the traffic.”
“I’m bipolar.”
“I’m gay.”
“The radio station told me to drive fast.”

Time to own up and grow up.

Happy Friday

Hey, Jen, no worries...

I know you love me and that if I was single and you were in Washington State we would, you know, go to the movies or something and hang out. I know your love for me blinds you sometimes to the simple things in life, like birthdays and deodorant - and that's okay. I understand. I'm all a swoon, too, when I look in the mirror. Something about a man with a bald head.

Hey! Have you gone to the website for my script:

www.homeislandsecurity.com?

You should go. It's a lot of fun. And there' s a picture of my bald head.

Nothing new here. Feeling tired and lonely and frustrated (sexually and otherwise).

New stuff going on with the script. It's now going to 5 major Hollywood Producers for "feedback." Let's hope they all universally think it kicks fucking ass.

Love you.

Matt

Thursday, October 05, 2006

So I forgot your Birthday...

I'm a heel, a bum, an all-around busy girl who is really cranky right now.... Next year I hope to remember. I can't be expected to remember everything! I'm in Grad School for heaven's sake!

Waaaah!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I've been thinking...

Maybe I'll turn my life over to the church.