Cat still missing...

Heavy SIGH. Oh well. Who knows. Not much we can do.

I am encouraged by your admission that you would be willing to Pole/Lap/Floor dance either naked or wearing nearly nothing. Proving, once again, that you're the perfect woman.

Did not get the job at DLA Piper. Bastards! They never contacted me. FUCKING BASTARDS! I'm a loser! Even my cat doesn't want to come home...

Okay, enough venting.

Hey, when was the last time you had a "sno ball" - you know, those coconutty covered pastries made by Hostess. Did they come in Pink and White? Or just pink?