Thanks for the 411

That's hip speak for "the information". I lost track about halfway through - I'll go back and read it again later.

I think I will start a list of things we would like to talk about but CAN'T on this blog.
1. Porn

I'm drawing a blank on anything else.
Matt? Oh, and chickens being reincarnated as James Carey.

What Jen should do....

I will tell you that I, for one, am of the "let it all hang out type" - basically:

"Here's what you're buying, you either like it, or don't. You either want to try it, or don't. I don't have time for BS, I don't have time for games. I'm going to pick my nose, I'm going to fart on occasion. I will make snide comments about people and I'm going to buy fruit loops and eat red meat once in a while. But... I am also an extremely passionate person in all concepts, sexually, spiritually, mentally, physically. That means I believe in myself, I know who I am and where I'm going. You can jump on this ride if you want and I'll show you the best time you've ever had. If you can't handle all of me, warts and all, then you don't deserve me. One roll in the hay and you'll wonder if you've died and gone to heaven - and that roll in the hay won't happen on the first date or even the third date. It'll happen when I'm damn good and ready to make it happen. Now that's me - here's what I want from you: Honesty. Passion. Skills in the kitchen, bedroom and the garage (can you change the oil in your car?). Are you afraid of oral sex? Is the woman's orgasm as important to you as your own? What do you want to be when you grow up? I don't care if you hate your job - as long as you're striving to make yourself better and push yourself to be who you really want to be. That's a good question: Who the hell are you? Spiritually, physically, mentally, sexually? What's your favorite color? What's your favorite movie? What's your favorite kind of pizza? Simple questions that have deeper meanings. Are you afraid of falling in love?"

That's what I would say - if I was Jen.

Matt

Try Again My Friend...

Tell us about your crappy weekend.

Now I have a question about me showing my belly on jeneratorrant (sort of). My friend Karolina and I are going to singles "event" on Saturday. It is a mixer put on by this company that does speed dating events.

In my daily activities I sometimes belch, talk about my chin hair and look at my feet (I don't pick at them or anything...). Karolina says that I should tone down what I say and do in order to get a man's attention. I suppose I wouldn't do those things when I meet someone.. but what if something slips out? Does that turn off a certain type of person? What do you think Matt? Should I conceal the real me or should I let it all hang out?

It DID work...

But now I can't seem to blog on my OTHER site... What the F******?

Trying to blog...

After I blogged on this site - I bounced over to my other site and blogged a LOOOOONG story about my pathetic weekend. But, for some reason, it didn't post. Now I'm testing it here.

Maybe THIS will work.

My Weekend.

Well, let's see. I walked past the theater where the Chicago premier of "The Breakup" was held last night. I went to the Dairy Queen near Wrigley Field but it was too expensive so I didn't buy anything. I posted a photo of my half naked body on my jeneratorrant blog... I colored my hair and I sweated (sweat?) a lot.

Yeah, yeah I'm here...

I need a weekend from my weekend.

Jen and I found that we were replying to each other's blogs so much that we'd figure we'd start our own mutual blog. I'm, of course, a day late and dollar short (no surprise there).

Lets say we get started.

This weekend was a KILLER. I went to the play "Gypsy" on Friday night, worked backstage at "Gypsy" on Saturday. Threw a party for 10 teenagers on Sunday (a party that we were NOT supposed to throw) and did yard work and numerous chores on Monday.

Also bought a car and saw 7 films.

How was YOUR weekend?

I Suppose it's Not Best to Start..

a new blog on a holiday weekend. I'm sure everyone is out and about with their familiy. I on the other hand have not a lot going on. Maybe tomorrow Matt will post something and someone will visit our blog...

Welcome to my/our latest blog.

Hello! I decided this morning that I would like to have a blog with my friend Matt who lives in Seattle. This is it... da da da (cue the theme music here...). Hopefully there will be witty banter - but I can't guarantee it. All I can guarantee is that I WILL complain a lot about being almost 40 and not reproducing and Matt will talk about how much he dislikes his job and his neverending quest to save a buck. Matt, If you disagree let me know - that is if you can figure out how to post on this as well.

Yo, Matt - you should find a picture of us so we can post it.. they can see how beautiful we are! Maybe that way I can find my future husband too!