Personally

I have never had sympathy sex with anyone... I did offer to have sympathy sex with a former camper if he hadn't lost his virginity by the time he was 25... But luckily he did and I didn't have to.

I think your friend would be a good candidate for sympathy sex... But not from me... Now if I were a porn star that would be a different story... But I'm not (yet) and I won't (have sympathy sex). Anyway, I live in Chicago... Maybe someone closer to home could have sympathy sex with him???


And yes, maybe you should have pretended to be "special" when you were younger.